Unites States$US
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Executive unity, handwritten daily

UnitesStates

Illustrated president in pixel sunglasses with a cigar, above a signature and a red marker circle around the words Unites States

He circles the union until every state agrees.

Federal Method

  • OfficePresident of all fifty
  • Ticker$US
  • MandateUnite first, spell later
  • EyewearExecutive pixels
  • CigarStill lit
  • UnionVerb, allegedly

The Uniting

The work begins wherever two borders disagree. He arrives with a cigar, a red marker, and enough confidence to turn geography into grammar.

  1. Finds a state

    Usually minding its business.

  2. Draws the circle

    The border receives supervision.

  3. Signs the margin

    Authority prefers thick ink.

  4. Adds its neighbor

    Nobody requested separate paperwork.

  5. Declares them united

    The spelling remains presidential.

Cabinet Skills

Three cabinet-approved talents keep the republic together, or at least inside the same red line.

  • Border Whisperer

    Convinces adjacent shapes to cooperate.

  • Permanent Mandate

    Every decision survives one marker stroke.

  • Pixel Diplomacy

    Dark glasses prevent regional eye contact.

The union remains heavily underlined.